massive fucking trigger warnings

[soncroisement]

[Jaime may be in England and unable to enjoy this personally with him, but Joscelin sees no reason not to call him and let him live vicariously.]

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[princetonprince]

Oh? What have you been up to, then? [He kindof sighs as he says it, sitting down and stretching out on a couch.]

[soncroisement]

I found a Shahrizai outside one of their little rat-holes.

[The satisfaction saturates his voice. He enjoyed himself.]

[princetonprince]

Oh, that does sound exciting. [He's getting that sense. This is...interesting.]

[soncroisement]

We had a lovely time. Well, I had a lovely time and she screamed a lot. But they enjoy screaming, don't they?

[He leans back in his chair, nudging a bit of her hair out of the way with his foot.]

[princetonprince]

Do they? You clearly enjoyed her screaming.

[soncroisement]

They make other people do it enough. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, non?

[He chuckles.]

Ah, yes, I clearly did.

[princetonprince]

[He snorts.] You think you're so clever, using English idioms.

[soncroisement]

What, did I use it wrong? [He's pretty sure he didn't. :|]

[princetonprince]

[Just more snickering.] So was that all you called to tell me? Or did you have more to say?

[soncroisement]

I was recalling the last time we were together... how much we both enjoyed what we did. It would be more fun if you were here and not in England.

[princetonprince]

Unfortunately, that's not likely anytime soon.

[soncroisement]

That's why I called. What's the traditional greeting for this- 'what are you wearing' or something of the sort?

[princetonprince]

[Hopefully a grin is better than a snicker.] It suits. And then usually the recipient has some oh-so-arousing response prepared.

[soncroisement]

So, what are you wearing, Jaime? [His voice has dropped to a purr as he adjusts himself to sit more comfortably.]

[princetonprince]

Suspenders and a bra with no knickers. [Trololo~]

[soncroisement]

Tu es ridicule, Jaime. [Joscelin chuckles, though.]

[princetonprince]

Well, there's not exactly a sexy answer to that for a man, is there? Do you actually want to know or shall we skip the pleasantries?

[soncroisement]

I wish you were here so I could lick her blood off of you. You'd have fucked her for me like you did last time, non?

[princetonprince]

Perhaps. If I didn't get distracted fucking you.

[soncroisement]

I wouldn't have let you fuck me until we were done.

[princetonprince]

Mm, I think I could have managed, then. And you could punish her if she left any marks on me.

[soncroisement]

I'd have held her down for you.

[princetonprince]

[Jaime can't decide if he's feeling aroused or disgusted.] No fun in letting her fight? Pity.

[soncroisement]

[Joscelin is definitely aroused right now.]

If you'd wanted.

[princetonprince]

I think I like the punishment idea better.